Well… today sucked, but it could’ve been worse.
mmmmm no, it couldn’t have.
I started my morning off on the wrong foot and woke up an hour late for one of my mandatory classes. Ugh, now my grade is going to be even lower than it already is.
well maybe you shouldn’t stay up til 4 in the morning watching criminal minds, dumbass.
Whatever, anyways, since I was already super late I figured I would skip the rest of that class and treat myself to some coffee before my next class started. So I walk to ABP and get my SCORCHING hot coffee, and then guess what happens?! I SPILL IT ALL OVER MYSELF.
HA, karma really is a bitch.
Luckily I had enough time to go home and change, but I stained my favorite shirt and I don't know if I’ll be able to get it out:( Anyways, I made it to my next class on-time, thank god.
LMAO god knows you couldn't have afforded another absence.
After the rest of my classes that day, my friends and I decided that we would go out that night for our friend's birthday!
(Keep in mind- it's February and we had just been hit by a snow storm)
We all met up at my friend's house, and started getting ready together. We were blasting our favorite artist while finishing our hair and makeup.
*Mac Miller, obviously*
Then we moved onto outfits, arguably the most important part of the night.
no argument there, IT IS the most important part of the night.
After changing about 2,369,263 times, I finally came up with the PERFECT outfit. I was so excited to show it off.
a little TOO excited...
We're finally all ready to go, and hop in the uber. We get to our friend's birthday party, and have a great time. We were there from about 9-11:30 PM, and decided to leave to get Benny's before it closed.
well that ended up biting you in your fat ass
We get to Benny's and order takeout. As we're leaving we each have two HUGE slices in hand.
(AGAIN let me remind you- it's February and we had just been hit by a snow storm)
The second I step foot outside, I absolutely eat shit. It was as if it happened in slow-mo.
dramatic ass
I slip on black ice and fall straight on my face. For some reason I decided that protecting my pizza was more important than my face???
like...where was the logic
Anyways, as I pick myself up, I feel something crunchy in my mouth...
get ready...here it comes...
Take a wild guess as to what it was...
...drumroll please
MY TWO FRONT TEETH.
AHAGHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Moral of the story- be careful while walking during the winter.
You heard it here first, folks.